Monday, December 29, 2008

Janet Wants to Beat Beyoncè's Ass




Well, not exactly, but she wished she could.

According to The National Enquirer, Janet may want to put her finger all up in Beyoncè's face or have a nice, lady-like sit-down to discuss the rumors that she disrespected her and her family in an interview.

Beyoncè, or was it Sasha Fierce(?), told an interviewer: "I grew up upper class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We're African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we're like The Jacksons."

What's wrong with that?

Here's what got Miss Jackson's panties all up in a bunch. Beyoncè, or was it Sasha, continued by saying: "But I didn't have parents using me to get out of a bad situation."

Oh-oh.

One of Janet's big-mouth friends, told reporters:

"Yes, Janet and the Jackson family came from Gary, Indiana, and there was a time they barely squeaked by. But Janet has many loving memories and is incensed that Beyonce would make a crack like that.... Janet wanted to know why Beyonce had to mention her family. They're not friends and barely know each other. She feels Beyonce went out of her way to tell the world she's from the upper class and the Jacksons were like a bunch of dirty gutter rats.... Janet is proud of her family and how they came from nothing and became superstars.... Not only is Janet telling everyone who will listen that Beyonce has a lot of growing up to do and that she needs to stop trying to impress everyone, she's planning to confront Beyonce herself and read her the riot act."
Listen, we don't know the full context of the interview. What did the interviewer ask to prompt Beyoncè to make those statements.

We will reserve judgement until more is know.

However, in the interim, Janet better sit her pregnant ass down. Confronting Beyoncè is not a good idea. Beyoncè can and will get gangsta on her ass. And lil Jermaine Dupri better stay in his lane, too, 'cause Jay-Z can and will smack him.

But we fear, none of this will end up on video cause, as we mention, this whole thing is probably blown out of context and Beyoncè has too much respect for Janet to get greasy on her.

If Beyonce is too big of a person, her sister Solange's got her back. Remember she told reporters earlier this year she will beat a person's ass if they talk bad about Beyoncè? And remember when she snapped at a reporter on live TV?

Listen to Wendy's dramatic read, who's side she takes on the potential fight and learn how she hopes to capitalize on this whole mess, after the jump.

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