Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Man Claims He Grew a Vagina


Jali Mateyu from Malawi is either delusional, a medical mystery or a whole lot of fun in the bedroom. The 25-year-old who has three wives and six kids claims his penis disappeared and he developed a vagina in its place and he can now have a period.

WTF! No, seriously. What. The. Fuck?!
“Two years ago I developed strange human flesh on my anus and my wife confirmed to me that they were female genitals but they disappeared.” Mateyu explained. But in June this year they reappeared just between the anus and the genitals. My member shrunk and later disappeared. There were only female genitals." Mateyu immediately sought the assistance of a traditional healer who cut the alleged female genitals with a knife and sprinkled herbs on them. “They were cut and herbs were applied. Now male genitals have resurfaced but they are too weak; I can’t perform in bed,” Mateyu told the Malawi National newspaper. Mateyu blames his suffering on black magic, and has accused both his mother-in-law and his second wife’s ex-husband for bewitching him and turning him into a woman. Mateyu’s first wife ran away after he stole his second wife from another man, he believes that this is the motive for his first wife’s mother and his second wife’s ex-partner for using black magic against him.
Jali says the "vagina" appeared not long after his second wife left her impotent husband to be with him. His female genitalia, he says, itches frequently and "sometimes bleed after they are scratched." His wife told him he is most likely menstruating. The "itching" has made him unable to work. Meanwhile, a physician says it's impossible for a man to develop a vagina -- without surgery, that is. So, Jali, you might want to get that open sore looked at by a physician. STAT!



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