Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Woman 'Rips Off' Boyfriend's Balls


If you own a pair of balls, then you shouldn't read this. Now that we have the attention of women and eunuchs, on with the story. Police in Bethlehem, Pa. responded to a call of a domestic dispute yesterday and when they arrived on the scene, a man was missing a ball, or something.

What Had Happened Was: Ezekiel A. Ashman, 26, slapped his girlfriend, Amanda Victor, during an argument over him going out with an ex-girlfriend. When he attempted to slap her a second time, Amanda grabbed Ezekiel by the balls. She grabbed it with so much force that she tore skin. Ezekiel was covered blood and suffered from a lacerated scrotum. He told police: “she ripped my balls off."

Ouch!

Both Ezekiel and Amanda, who we all can agree was victor-ious, were arrested and charged with simple assault and harassment. The extent of Ezekiel's injuries or unknown and it's also not know if he's still in the hospital or if he now only has one ball.


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