Monday, December 20, 2010

Man Caught Using Fake Penis


Raymond Hartley, of Effort, Pa., was ordered to pay a fine and court costs after admitting he used a fake penis for a drug test; He claimed he purchased the a fake penis and bladder because probation officials made fun of his real penis.
"It's very emasculating to hear comments like that," argued defense attorney Anthony Rybak. Judge Michael Koury Jr. didn't buy it and on Friday sentenced Hartley, a convicted burglar, to one to two years in state prison for violating probation. In doing so, Koury noted that Hartley had earlier admitted to a misdemeanor stemming from his possession of the Whizzinator, which can be bought over the Internet with kits that include synthetic urine and heater packs. "He pleaded guilty to it," Koury noted. "In open court." Hartley, 28, of Chestnuthill Township, was under supervision after completing a four- to eight-month prison sentence for his part in the burglary of a construction site in Bushkill Township in October 2008. Hartley told Koury that he struggles with drug addiction but has been clean. The urine in the Whizzinator was his, and he used the device only because of what his probation officers in Monroe County were saying, he said.
I can't! No ma'am. Wait! Is Raymond this person? We know he's not this guy.


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