Man Threatens to 'Kick His Father's Ass' For Not Having Sex With His Mother

Last night, police found 26-year-old Boris Simic walking in the middle down interstate in the middle of traffic. He was walking shirtless -- in the middle of a rain storm -- from Louisville, Kentucky to Prospect, Kentucky -- which, according to Google Maps, is at least three-and-a-half hours away by foot.

According to arrest records, a Louisville metro police officer saw Boris Simic walking eastbound on Interstate 264 within the I-65 interchange near the airport around 5:50 p.m. Monday. Police said cars were swerving to avoid Simic. According to arrest records, Simic told the officer to "go (expletive) yourself" when he tried to get Simic off the roadway. When asked why he was upset, police said Simic told them he wanted to "kick his father's ass" and he was walking on the interstate to get to Prospect, Ky. Simic also told police he was mad at his father because his father will not have sex with Simic's mother, according to arrest records. Police said Simic appeared to be under the influence of drugs. He is charged with second-degree disorderly conduct.
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