And the Donkey of the Day is a genius named Sean Patrick. The 37-year-old Milwaukee man, who was pimping underage girls and sending them across state lines, was charged Wednesday with sex trafficking of children. And you wouldn't believe how he advertised. No, not Craigslist. Sean drove the girls around in a gold 1992 Chevrolet conversion van with the words "Ho Hauler" inscribed on it. We told you, you wouldn't believe it. In exchange for the van and a guilty plea, Sean will serve the rest of his life behind bars.
Meanwhile, in Ohio, a 28-year-old lady wearing nothing but fishnet stockings, a g-string and sneakers led police on a 128 mph car chase earlier this month. Cops were eventually able to catch up with Erin B. Holdsworth, who was jailed and charged with drunk driving, fleeing and alluding, driving under a suspended license, speeding and other charges.
And in Russia, a news anchor was caught pleasuring himself on-air.
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